Background
“【Invitation】
I will steal the "Diamond of Happiness" at the secret auction party held in the fantastic luxury liner.
Tonight, I will show you the best show of the phantom thief.”
—From F the Phantom Thief
"Kaitou F no Shinario ~Kieta Daiya no Nazo~" is a song about a theft of an expensive diamond during its auction on an extravagant passenger ship. The song features ten VOCALOIDs playing ten different parts: Miku as "the Journalist"; Gakupo as "the Auctioneer"; MAYU as "the Mechanic"; Rin as "the Police"; Len as "the Mafia"; GUMI as "the Magician"; KAITO as "the Politician"; Luka as "the Doctor"; IA as "the Waitress"; and MEIKO as "the Actress". When the auction is underway, the lights go black for ten seconds and a gunshot rings. It is revealed after the lights come back on that a window large enough for a person to crawl through has been broken and the diamond is missing. As a black silk hat is seen floating on the water, it is suspected that the thief crawled out the window onto the deck, then dove into the sea.
The song has entered the Hall of Fame, and is featured on the albums Vocalofuture and EVER DREAM.
Lyrics
IMPORTANT NOTE: Some lyrics may be attributed to the wrong singer, as there is no official log of who sings what. Additionally, for the same reason, black lyrics mean that some combination of singers is singing that part.
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Len | GUMI | IA | KAITO | MAYU |
Japanese (日本語歌詞) | Romaji (ローマ字) | |
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偶然届いた手紙は なんとFantastic!! | guuzen todoita tegami wa nanto Fantastic!! | |
大胆不敵な怪盗からの予告状 | daitan futeki na kaitou kara no yokokujou | |
新米記者は 搭乗ゲートを盗み見ながら | shinmai kisha wa toujou geeto o nusumimi nagara | |
犯人探しに奔走している | hannin sagashi ni honsou shiteiru | |
オークショニアが忘れものをして?降りていくと | ookushonia ga wasuremono o shite? oriteiku to | |
遅刻ぎりぎり? マイペースな整備士到着 | chikoku girigiri? maipeesu na seibishi touchaku | |
警官同伴? 具合の悪そうなサラリーマンは | keikan douhan? guai no warusou na sarariiman wa | |
通りでマフィアに絡まれてたらしい? | toori de mafia ni karamareteta rashii? | |
豪華な客船で秘密のオークション | gouka na kyakyusen de himitsu no ookushon | |
幸福をもたらす伝説のダイヤ | koufuku o motarasu densetsu no daiya | |
厳重警備の網を鮮やかに掻き乱して | genjuu keibi no ami o azayaka ni kakimidashite | |
Fantasticな怪盗ショーを はじめようか | Fantastic na kaitou shoo o hajimeyou ka | |
(Are you Ready?) | ||
豪華なFakeに包んだJokerが動き出す | gouka na Fake ni kurunda Joker ga ugokidasu | |
完全犯罪迷宮入りのサイは投げられた | kanzen hanzai meikyuuiri no sai wa nagerareta | |
全てのカードを揃え 感動のFinaleには | subete no kaado o soroe kandou no Finale ni wa | |
Finder越しの真実を暴いて | Finder koshi no shinjitsu o abaite | |
マジシャンの余興は 縁起を担いだ?パフォーマンス | majishan no yokyou wa engi o katsuida? pafoomansu | |
開始時刻が僅かに押している? | kaishi jikoku ga wazuka ni oshiteiru? | |
厳重警戒 ピリピリしている?警官は | genjuu keikai piripiri shiteiru? keikan wa | |
荒くれマフィアを睨みつけている? | arakure mafia o niramitsuketeiru? | |
ワインを零した政治家は どうやら寝不足気味…? | wain o koboshita seijika wa douyara nebusoku gimi...? | |
隣の医者が「お薬をどうぞ」と…? | tonari no isha ga "o-kusuri o douzo" to...? | |
おっとりウェイトレス ワインにシャンパン勧めるも…? | ottori ueitoresu wain ni shanpan susumeru mo...? | |
女優はウィスキーロックを頼んだ? | joyuu wa uisukii rokku o tanonda? | |
今宵の主役がようやくご登場 | koyoi no shuyaku ga youyaku go-toujou | |
魅惑の輝きに会場は大興奮 | miwaku no kagayaki ni kaijou wa dai koufun | |
厳重警戒の網は 一分の隙もない | genjuu keikai no ami wa ichibun no suki mo nai | |
ああ、どう考えても不可能犯罪 はじめようか | aa, dou kangaete mo fukanou hanzai hajimeyou ka | |
(Are you Ready?) | ||
Bidを8で刻んで ハンマーが踊り出す | Bid o eito de kizande hanmaa ga odoridasu | |
強欲 財力 醜態痴態 ぶちまけパーティー? | gouyoku zairyoku shuutai chitai buchimake paatii? | |
突然、ライトが消えて 停電? 真っ暗な闇の中 | totsuzen, raito ga kiete teiden? makkura na yami no naka | |
ショー開幕の銃声が響いた | shoo kaimaku no juusei ga hibiita | |
10秒ほどで停電が回復 偶然のトラブル? | juu-byou hodo de teiden ga kaifuku guuzen no toraburu? | |
銃声はどこから聞こえてきた…? 手荷物検査は通れない! | juusei wa doko kara kikoete kita...? tenimotsu kensa wa torenai! | |
窓ガラスが壊れているみたい…? 人が通れるくらい… | mado gurasu ga kowareteiru mitai...? hito ga toreru kurai... | |
「誰かが倒れている!」 キャー! | "dareka ga taoreteiru!" kyaa! | |
3, 2, 1, Action! | ||
真紅に染まり倒れふした政治家を介抱している医者の | shinku ni somari taorefushita seijika o kaihou shiteiru isha no | |
背後に座る女優がふいに落としたグラスの片付けに | haigo ni suwaru joyuu ga fui ni otoshita gurasu no katadzuke ni | |
追われるウェイトレスにぶつかったはずみで暴れた鳩を | owareru ueitoresu ni butsukatta hazumi de abareta hato o | |
割れた窓から逃がしてしまい悲しんで取り乱すマジシャンに | wareta mado kara nigashite shimai kanashinde torimidasu majishan ni | |
ヤジをとばしてからかうマフィアを注意する警官に | yaji o tobashite karakau mafia o chuui shuru keikan ni | |
ブレーカーのトラブル報告書を持って来た整備士の脇で | bureekaa no toraburu houkokusho o motte kita seibishi no waki de | |
虎視眈々とスクープのネタを探す記者の | koshitantan to sukuupu no neta o sagasu kisha no | |
足下に転がっている弾丸は誰が何のために何を撃ったのか? | ashimoto ni korogatteiru dangan wa dare ga nan no tame ni nani o utta no ka? | |
とダレカがつぶやいたその時 | to dareka ga tsubuyaita sono toki | |
終幕を告げるオークショニアの悲鳴が轟いた | shuumaku o tsugeru ookushonia no himei ga todoroita | |
(OH REALLY) | ||
幸福のダイヤが消えて 会場は大混乱 | koufuku no daiya ga kiete kaijou wa daikonran | |
厳戒態勢 犯人探し 1人行方不明 なんだってー?! | genkai taisei hannin sagashi hitori yukuefumei nan dattee?! | |
窓を壊して甲板へ? 海へ飛び込んだのか? | mado o kowashite kanpan e? umi e tobikonda no ka? | |
不気味に漂うシルクハット… | bukimi ni tadayou shiruku hatto... | |
容疑者もダイヤも消えて 真実は闇の中 | yougisha mo daiya mo kiete shinjitsu wa yami no naka | |
完全犯罪迷宮入りのショーはこれで終わり | kanzen hanzai meikyuuiri no shoo wa kore de owari | |
さあ、もうカードは揃った 感動のFinaleには | saa, mou kaado wa sorotta kandou no Finale ni wa | |
最前列で全てを見てた君が 導いて? | saizenretsu de subete o miteta kimi ga michibiite? |
Derivatives
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Trivia
- The "F" in the title stands for faaantastic! (Fantastic).
- Because this song has the same producers as the Night ∞ Series, some individuals think they may be linked; however, this not been confirmed, and the two works seem to be otherwise unrelated.
- The article that can be read in the newspapers is this one. In July 2013 (five months before "Phantom Thief F's Scenario ~Mystery of the Missing Diamond~" was uploaded), a thief stole very valuable jewelry that was being displayed in a private event in a hotel. The events are surprisingly similar to the ones featured in the song.
External links
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- 怪盗Fの台本〜消えたダイヤの謎〜 (Kaitou F no Scenario ~Kieta Daiya no Nazo~) — VOCALOID Lyrics Wiki
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