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腐女子的恋爱理论 (Fǔnǚzǐ de Liàn'ài Lǐlùn)

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Song title
  • "腐女子的恋爱理论"
  • Traditional Chinese: 腐女子的戀愛理論
  • Pinyin:Fǔnǚzǐ de Liàn'ài Lǐlùn
  • English: A Rotten Girl's Theory of Love
Uploaded January 7, 2014, with 430,000+ bilibili views
Featuring
Producers
  • Qianyimohua-P (compose, arrange)
  • Mouluo (lyrics)
  • Flexin (MMD illustustration)
  • Bingzhen Tiandoujiang (video editor)
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BackgroundEdit

"Fǔnǚzǐ de Liàn'ài Lǐlùn" is an original song featuring Luo Tianyi song

In this song, Tianyi is a "rotten girl", a female reader of Yaoi (also known as "BL" or "Boys Love"). She tends to stay up at night, reading Yaoi and fantasizes about male characters. She mentions various novels that she has read, including a novel she is currently reading about a detective and his assistant.

Tianyi expresses annoyance and complains about never reaching the ending of a novel or that if a character is arrogant, she'll comment about how they should give up because eventually they will be submissive in bed. These thoughts make her passion for Yaoi burn continuously, calling this a "beautiful dream" and that reality is cruel, therefore leading her to imagine yaoi in real life. She enjoys pairing men in reality and imagines them in different scenarios, such as "picking up soap bars". She longs to have a love herself and in the end, she warns the viewer that once they read yaoi, it would make them amorous.

This song exceeded 100,000 views on bilibili.

LyricsEdit

Chinese (中文歌词) Pinyin (拼音)
太寂寥 看小说睡不着 tai jiliao kan xiaoshuo shui buzhao
心在挠 更新字数太少 xin zai nao gengxin zishu tai shao
肚子怪叫 熬夜忘记买夜宵 duzi guai jiao aoye wangji mai yexiao
糟糕糟糕 明天还要小考 zaogao zaogao mingtian hai yao xiao kao

芙蓉面 杨柳腰 furong mian yangliu yao
纵是男子也妖娆 zong shi nanzi ye yaorao
还以为帝王夜夜是春宵 hai yiwei diwang ye ye shi chunxiao
穿越后恨历史没有学好 chuanyue hou hen lishi meiyou xuehao

你的剑 我的刀 ni de jian wo de dao
江湖的恩怨难了 jianghu de enyuan nanliao
管他正派或魔教 guan ta zhengpai huo mo jiao
每天都嬉戏打闹 meitian du xixi da nao

逃出了监牢 误入了黑道 tao chule jianlao wu rule heidao
金发帅哥全都是基佬 jinfa shuaige quandou shi jilao
总裁像豺狼虎豹 zongcai xiang chailang hu bao
秘书的外语蹩脚 mishu de waiyu biejiao
毕业在警校 誓言的荣耀 biye zai jing xiao shiyan de rongyao
现在追着街头混混跑 xianzai zhuizhe jietou hunhun pao
教堂神父不祷告 jiaotang shenfu bu daogao
却将我耳垂轻咬 que jiang wo erchui qing yao

ai

别吐槽 黑眼圈像熊猫 bie tucao hei yanquan xiang xiongmao
太懊恼 结局还没看到 tai aonao jieju hai mei kan dao
装得再傲 在床上也会撒娇 zhuang de zai ao zai chuangshang ye hui sajiao
嗷嗷嗷嗷 腐女的魂在烧 ao'ao'ao ao fu nü de hun zai shao

名侦探 有头脑 ming zhentan you tounao
总缠着助手探讨 zong chanzhe zhushou tantao
案情真的这么复杂难搞? anqing zhen de zheme fuza nan gao?
或是有谁设下奇怪圈套? huo shi you shei she xia qiguai quantao?

攻和防 抓和逃 gong he fang zhua he tao
怀揣了太多问号 huaichuaile tai duo wenhao
有故事就有高潮 you gushi jiu you gaochao
小孩子不看为妙 xiao haizi bu kan wei miao

梦想多美好 现实太煎熬 mengxiang duo meihao xianshi tai jian'ao
汉子路过从不正眼瞧 hanzi luguo cong buzheng yan qiao
随身带一堆肥皂 suishen dai yi dui feizao
去当个光棍月老 qu dang ge guanggun yue lao

一半是唠叨 一半是牢骚 yiban shi lao dao yiban shi laosao
我的恋爱要到哪去找 wo de lian'ai yao dao na qu zhao
人生中满是碰巧 rensheng zhong man shi pengqiao
说不定在下一秒 shuo bu ding zaixia yi miao

ai

一入耽美深似海 从此节操是路人 yi ru danmei shen si hai congci jiecao shi luren
一入耽美深似海 从此节操是路人 yi ru danmei shen si hai congci jiecao shi luren
一入耽美深似海 从此节操是路人 yi ru danmei shen si hai congci jiecao shi luren
一入耽美深似海 从此节操是路人 是路人! yi ru danmei shen si hai congci jiecao shi luren shi luren!

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