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蒟蒻ゼリーを食べると死にます (Kon'nyaku Jelly wo Taberu to Shinimasu)

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ほぼ日P - 蒟蒻ゼリーを食べると死にます
Song title
"蒟蒻ゼリーを食べると死にます"
Romaji: Kon'nyaku Jelly wo Taberu to Shinimasu
English: Consuming Konnyaku Jelly and Dying
Uploaded February 12, 2011, with 471,000+ views
Singer(s)
Hatsune Miku
Producer(s)
Hobonichi-P (music, lyrics)
Links
Niconico Broadcast • YouTube Broadcast
piapro Broadcast

BackgroundEdit

Hobonichi-P's 261st work, this song is one of Hobonichi-P's typical satires. This song lists things that can be considered hazards (konnyaku jelly, zōni mochi, cigarettes, cars, politicians) and asks for the listener to help ban/remove them. It is based on an event when Seiko Noda (a Japanese politician) called for a ban on konnyaku jelly after a child died from choking.[1][2]

This song has entered the Hall of Fame.

LyricsEdit

Japanese (日本語歌詞) Romaji (ローマ字)
小さなお子様や高齢者の方が chiisana okosama ya koureisha no kata ga
蒟蒻ゼリーを食べると死にます kon'nyaku zerii o taberu to shinimasu
いくらパッケージで警告しても ikura pakkeeji de keikokushite mo
子供は字が読めずに食べて死にます kodomo wa ji ga yomezu ni tabete shinimasu
危険だから販売禁止にしましょう kiken dakara hanbai kinshi ni shimashou

小さなお子様や高齢者の方が chiisana okosama ya koureisha no kata ga
雑煮の餅を喉につまらせて死にます zouni no mochi o nodo ni tsumarasete shinimasu
いくら長年の慣習と言っても ikura naganen no kanshuu to itte mo
毎年たくさん死ぬのがもはや風物詩 maitoshi takusan shinu no ga mohaya fuubutsushi
危険だから雑煮の密造禁じましょう kiken dakara zouni no mitsuzou kinjimashou

小さなお子様や高齢者に限らず chiisana okosama ya koureisha ni kagirazu
タバコを吸うと肺がんになって死にます tabako o suu to haigan ni natte shinimasu
年齢制限は上辺だけで nenreiseigen wa uwabe dake de
ホンネは子供に吸わせたい魂胆見え見えです honne wa kodomo ni suwasetai kontan miemie desu
大人を含めて販売を禁止しましょう otona o fukumete hanbai o kinshishimashou

馬鹿な若者や高齢者に限らず baka na wakamono ya koureisha ni kagirazu
自動車は毎年多くの人を殺します jidousha wa maitoshi ooku no hito o koroshimasu
飲酒運転の取締りなんて inshuuten no torishimari nante
焼け石に水 根本的解決になりません yake ishi ni mizu konponteki kaiketsu ni narimasen
自家用車の製造を禁止しましょう jikayousha no seizou o kinshishimashou

馬鹿な政治家に権力を持たせると baka na seijika ni kenryoku o motaseru to
振り回されて多くの国民が死にます furi mawasarete ooku no kokumin ga shinimasu
豚に法律 基地外に刃物 buta ni houritsu kichigai ni hamono
蒟蒻作る真面目な農家が死にます kon'nyaku tskuru majime na nouka ga shinimasu
危険だから次の選挙で落としましょう kiken dakara tsugi no senkyo de otoshimashou

馬鹿な政治家選んだ責任を取りましょう baka na seijika eranda sekinin o torimashou

ReferencesEdit

  1. Niconico - Nico Nico Pedia
  2. http://blog.livedoor.jp/dqnplus/archives/1179159.html

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