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蓝翔快书
Song title
"蓝翔快书"
Traditional Chinese: 藍翔快書
Pinyin: Lánxiáng Kuàishū
Uploaded October 24, 2014, with 300,000+ views
Singer(s)
Luo Tianyi, YANHE
Producer(s)
ilem
Links
YouTube Broadcast (reprint)
bilibili Broadcast

BackgroundEdit

"Lánxiáng Kuàishū" is an original song featuring Luo Tianyi and YANHE. They are doing a Kuaiban or Kuaishu that jokes about various memes of bilibili and the advantages of the Shandong Lanxiang Vocational School.

This song has exceeded 100,000 views on bilibili.

LyricsEdit

Singer + Color
YANHETianyi


Chinese (中文歌词) Pinyin (拼音)
天怕乌云 地怕风 tian pa wuyun di pa feng
那个小鸡仔儿 就怕老鹞鹰 nage xiao jizair jiu pa lao yaoying
街边小贩怕城管儿 jie bian xiaofan pa chengguanr
年轻情侣怕路灯 nianqing qinglü pa ludeng
里番肉番怕广电 li fan rou fan pa Guangdian
是b站就怕小学生 小学生 shi B-zhan jiu pa xiaoxuesheng xiaoxuesheng

小学生 真是坑 xiaoxuesheng zhenshi keng
除了坑,就会坑 chule keng, jiu hui keng
你说他坑,他说你坑 ni shuo ta keng, ta shuo ni keng
诶你说到底坑不坑 坑不坑 ei ni shuo daodi keng bu keng keng bu keng
挖个坑 是再埋了 wa ge keng shi zai maile
那么现在问题就来了 name xianzai wenti jiu laile
想清楚 细思量 xiang qingchu xi siliang
挖掘机技术哪家强 wajueji jishu na jia qiang
哪家强 na jia qiang

挖掘机 满地跑 wajueji mandi pao
你这个问题问得好 ni zheige wenti wen de hao
打着灯笼到处找 dazhe denglong daochu zhao
听我来给你表一表 ting wo lai gei ni biao yi biao
挖掘机 哪家强 wajueji na jia qiang
中国山东你找蓝翔 Zhongguo Shandong ni zhao Lanxiang
泰山高 是黄河长 Taishan gao shi Huanghe Chang
那蓝翔技校放光芒 na Lanxiang jixiao fang guangmang

挺清楚 看明白 ting qingchu kan mingbai
蓝翔技校你不白来 Lanxiang jixiao ni bu bai lai
中国山东一声吼 Zhongguo Shandong yisheng hou
劈了啪啦就降人才 pilepala jiu jiang rencai

学的是 xue de shi
挖掘机 wajueji
推土机 tuituji
打桩机 dazhuangji
那个压路机 nage yaluji
插秧机 chayangji
播种机 bozhongji
拖拉机 tuolaji
搅拌机 jiaobanji
那个洗衣机 nage xiyiji
电视机呀 dianshiji ya
吹风机 chuifengji
油烟机 youyan ji
是打印机 shi dayinji
订书机 dingshuji
游戏机 youxiji
学习机 xuexiji
跑步机 paobuji
豆浆机 doujiangji
那个缝纫机 nage fengrenji
饮水机 yinshuiji
手机座机BB机 shouji zuoji BB-ji
公鸡母鸡肯德基 gongji mu ji Kendeji
肯德基 Kendeji

赶超北大 不让清华 gan chao Beida bu rang Qinghua
那个气得哈佛牛津满街爬 nage qi de Hafo Niujin man jie pa
问我们为啥这么吊 wen women wei sha zheme diao
我有技术 wo you jishu
我自豪 wo zihao

你还在教室死学习 ni hai zai jiaoshi si xuexi
做题做题再做题 zuo ti zuo ti zai zuo ti
考上大学 还是没工作 kao shang daxue haishi mei gongzuo
你不如赶紧学学挖掘机 ni buru ganjin xue xue wajueji
来蓝翔 前途真灿烂 lai Lanxiang qiantu zhen canlan
你不愁今后没钱赚 ni bu chou jinhou mei qian zhuan
一个月工资两三万 yige yue gongzi liang san wan
还给桶方便面 hai gei tong fangbianmian

蓝翔技校顶呱呱 Lanxiang jixiao dingguagua
人人见了把它夸 renren jianle ba ta kua
东北人 Dongbeiyin
四川人 Sichuanren
北京人 Beijingrenr
天津人 Tianjinren
新疆人 Xinjiangren
广西人 Guangxiren
湖南人 Hunanren
美国人 Meiguoren
俄罗斯人 Eluosiren
外星人 waixingren
全都乐开花 乐开花 quandou le kaihua le kaihua

说了半天 蓝翔技校 shuole bantian Lanxiang jixiao
我们哥俩口干又舌燥 women ge liang kou gan you she zao
说归说 闹归闹 shuo gui shuo nao gui nao
你还不赶紧去报到 ni hai bu ganjin qu baodao
联系电话是多少 lianxi dianhua shi duoshao
我也不知道 不知道 wo ye bu zhidao bu zhidao

言和啊 YÁNHÉ a
a
我怎么感觉 给他说一段这玩意儿比唱歌还累呢 wǒ zěnme gǎnjué gěi tā shuō yīduàn zhè wányìr bǐ chànggē hái lèi ne
哦 这 可能UP主这孙子又没按时吃药吧 ó zhèi kěnéng UP zhǔ zhè sūnzi yòu méi ànshí chīyào ba

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