Warning; this link contains swearing, but here is a amuaing DnD character generator.
so my first attempt was less then flattering;
- DEMURE DWARF SORCERER FROM A HIGH-CLASS BROTHEL WHO WAS RAISED BY GHOSTS
then I got;
- FRIENDLY ELF BARD FROM A NOMAD CIRCUS WHO IS A RECOVERING CANNIBAL
And my third attempt;
- FUNNY HUMAN WIZARD FROM A BUSTLING CITY WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE IN MAGIC, EVER
Erm... How do you play as THIS character?
- EXCITABLE TIEFLING WARLOCK FROM THE WILD WOOD WHO HAS HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH EVERYONE'S CRAP
So... This is at least doing able if you want to be "that guy" who looses friends in 3 mins of play.